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17 January 2013

"Commit then flip"

"Commit then flip"
An Ode to Continuous Deployment

From tip, ship.

Ship: from tip.

To ship from tip!
To ship from tip!
I do not like
to ship from tip.

Do you like to
commit then flip?


I do not like to
ship from tip.
I do not like to
commit then flip.

Would you like to
here or there?


I would not like to
here or there.
I would not like to
anywhere.
I do not like to
commit then flip.
I do not like to
ship from tip.

Would you like to
from your house?
Would you like to
with your mouse?


I do not like to
from my house.
I do not like to
with my mouse.
I do not like to
here or there.
I do not like to
anywhere.
I do not like to commit then flip.
I do not like to ship from tip.

Would you push builds
from your box?
Would you push builds
with firefox?


Not from my box.
Not with firefox.
Not from my house.
Not with my mouse.
I would not push builds here or there.
I would not push builds anywhere.
I would not push commits then flip.
I do not like to ship from tip.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Push builds! Push builds!
Here they are.


I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like to.
You will see.
You may like to
in a tree!


I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like to from my box.
I do not like to with firefox.
I do not like to from my house.
I do not like to with my mouse.
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to anywhere.
I do not like to commit then flip.
I do not like to ship from tip.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?


Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Please! Let me be!

I would not, could not, from my box.
I could not, would not, with firefox.
I will not push builds with my mouse
I will not push builds from my house.
I will not push builds here or there.
I will not push builds anywhere.
I do not like to commit then flip.
I do not like to ship from tip.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?


I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?


I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like to ship, you see.
Not from my house. Not from my box.
Not with my mouse. Not with firefox.
I will not push builds here or there.
I do not like to anywhere!

You do not like to
commit then flip?


I do not
like to
ship from tip.

Could you, would you,
with code bloat?


I would not,
could not,
with code bloat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?


I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with code bloat.
I will not push builds in the rain.
I will not push builds on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like to from my box.
I do not like to with firefox.
I will not push builds from my house.
I do not push builds with a mouse.
I do not push builds here or there.
I do not push builds ANYWHERE!

I do not like to
commit
then flip!

I do not like to
ship from tip.

You do not like to.
So you say.
Try to! Try to!
And you may.
Try to and you may I say.


Please!
If you will let me be,
I will try to.
You will see.

Say!
I like to commit then flip!
I do! I like to ship from tip!
And I would push builds in a boat!
And I would push builds with code bloat...

And I will push builds in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!

So I will push builds from my box.
And I will push builds with firefox.
And I will push builds from my house.
And I will push builds with a mouse.
And I will push builds here and there.
Say! I will push builds ANYWHERE!

I do so like to
commit then flip!
Thank you,
Thank you!
Ship from tip!

Thanks to Dr. Seuss, Green Eggs and Ham.
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