Time is not something we can control. Or is it?
It'd be a great way to age whisky as well. I wonder what kind of energy production breakthrough would make it possible.
Damn, my idea is totally not possible. I got the direction of time dilation mixed up. I'm feeling pretty dumb. Thanks to Tony for pointing out my mistake.
Well, since we're on the topic of humans trying to beat time anyways, I saw this paper from Sandia National Labs and it's extremely spooky: "Expert Judgment on Markers to Deter Inadvertent Human Intrusion into the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant". The fact that we're alive today as a species at all is remarkable.